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anyone else fouled up today and offered themselves up to the masses as a bumbling buffoo?
i was at work and i saw my pals southend united scarf hanging on one of the food cages.....in an attempt at smashing blokey banter i got a bit of bog roll and stuck it to said scarf underneath the 'southend'...then wrote on the bog roll.....'are wank'.......huzaah...what a classic arf, i thought....we love a bit of banter me and greg....
but it needed more.
to give the appearance of smeared shit on the bog roll i opened a muller corner that we were going to waste and retreived some of the choco flakes...i put them in the microwave in attempt to melt them enough to produce enough sticky brown liquid to make the bog roll look all shitty and used...
so obviously i forgot they were in the microwave....they burnt like fuck....smoke everywhere.....fire alarm throughout the building....everyone fussing about.....having to explain that i was trying to melt some choco flakes enough to give the appearance of smeared fecal matter for some sub-nuts footy banter....place smelt like a tepid funfair for a good couple hours........
any other buffonery today?