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Flogging dead sprouts
Who had to endure the sado-masochistic delights of grim family fare this yuletide season? Nans aching farts...cousins lesbian wife....aunties ale soaked grin....uncles grating limp etc. etc
P.s. I didn't. I just sat and watched 'Most Shocking 21st Century Celebrity Moments,'' and then picked bins with the foxes.