Boards
My new favourite pastime - changing the answers to christmas cracker jokes
and putting them into other crackers, to see how the family react.
eg.
Q: Why did the human cannonball lose his job?
A: He became embroiled in a sexual harrassment case.
Q: What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a detective?
A: A detective's skeleton.
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: At least you're not slang for a vagina.
Any other examples?