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last Christmas I literally shat for about 6 days in a row, so there were times when I had to hurry people.
"how long are you gonna be?" FUCK OFF
i'm really not into it. i'm taking a long and arduous shit, thanks, and being hurried is just going to make me hate the world
If theyve just sat down, no, if theyve allready been there for half an hour a gentle word of encouragement is sometimes necessary.
In my house, whenever someone is in the toilet, my dad always chaps on the door and goes "Who is in there!?" Most of the time there's only me, him and mum in the house so it's not a lot of deduction he has to do to find out who is having a shit. I still like to say "Tony and he's doing a poo" indignantly.