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I am the reincarnation of....
Joe Tex. Well, maybe.
This guy, Joe Tex died the day I was born. Seeing as I don't know anyone else that died the day I was born, I must therefore be the reincarnation of this guy. This is the rule.
Joe Tex for all you pop pickers was an early rap pioneer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Tex
Google/Wikipedia your date of birth and see if you are the reincarnation of anyone interesting. Then blather on about it here.
GO!