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where you can make a cast of your penis and have it turned into a dildo for yr ladeeee. ;D
If they don't drink whisky then they are only - at best - half a man.
The Ultimate Bacon Spread? Because once you've tasted Baconnaise you'll never go back to your old bacon spread? Or ultimate in the sense that it'll be the last thing you ingest before dying of coronary failure?