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I'm Done For The Year.
My second to final deadline has just been serviced, like cheap Ukrainian whore! Or expensive American whore. Now all is left is for me to watch TV, eat excessively, masturbate until I inadvertently rip off some skin, read pretentious books until my nob is healed, crack one off again and then, maybe eat some more crap - until January the 2nd.
And this year my mother isn't even making me travel 1400 miles to sample the hospitality of obscure relatives, so I can do all this from my own home! Booyah!
Well... bye.