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What's the longest you've ever pissed for?
I didn't fancy getting out of bed at 4am this morning to urinate so I just fell back to sleep - then I woke up at 11am like a giant human piss-vessel, went to the toilet, it clocked in at 1 minute 3 seconds.
This might not sound like a lot, but seriously, kudos to your bladder if you can break the minute mark