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get a fucking room before i break your fucking faces.
to actually book them a room and then invite them.
ACCEPT! ACCEPT! ACCEPT!
"Fancy a golden thought shower?"
"Going forward... and backward... and forward again!"
"You're on my radar and I've got line of sight to my blue sky of doing you in the bum!"
"hey so you're new here, yeah? Do want a coffee? I'm getting a coffee, do you want a coffee? I like my women like I like my coffee...all COVERED IN BEEEEEES"
eventually. i still need to activate the 3g sim though. but i watched youtube and the quality was AWESOME and watched video trailers too and looked up cinema times and it was amazing.
is an odiouc human being and the thoguht of him naked or doing anythign with a woman makes you doa bit of sick in your mouth
boy 'awwww i thought you were oohing at me'
girl 'awww. hee hee HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEHEEE *giggle*
boy 'laugh laugh'
Wam, bam, office humour!
Trism - like tetris but with gravity
Facebook - amazing application for facebook
Google Earth - grand 3D mapping
Locly - Uses the gps to find things near you like cash machines and that
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
i want to punch him os bad, but then that would invoolve touching him...tricky
"Why don't you grab MY low-hanging fruit?"
I'm here all day folks.
will get the others!
I'm actually balls-deep in Anita Dobson as I type.
Good work, soldier.
you are making me look like i am not doing anywork
"I've got a right Anita Dobson on!"
but without him knwoing it was me.
but it'll be obvoisu
It's Friday, man, that's the point!
C'mon! Wham are on the radio!
I'm just going to say 'laugh' when something amuses me
"Get a proper job, outside, or something"
The irony is palpable.....
but I just told an eletrical enigneer he'll have to wait until monday as I have a screaming (sore head from staying up late last night and watching sex in the city instead of going to bed) and i need to make it look like i am skivving.... :(
Even if you don't fancy the other person. Plus any girls hotness rating goes up 2.5 points because they're at work. See mirri's boobs for details.
Eeeeurgh... office relationships are just... eeeeeeewwwww.... never never never...
good work son
I was quite fond of him really.
ha ha ha awwww seriously stop it....
Sorry I missed replying to your answer. I was outside working.
I was paid £126 pounds. You?
Right shall I get the weights out and we can do some bench presses and then make out for ages.
I SO want to rant about something work related but it would be massively imprudent to do so.