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a massive 3 runs.
How do you turn meths off?
Don't wash your mitts before giving him a warm handshake!
The reason it was a warm handshake was that I'd pissed on my hands. I tried to imply that in my little joke, I wasn't sure whether it came across or not
Are you trying to turn him off sexually, or literally turn him off? The latter answer will require a further follow up question.
My main aim was to pass on my yeast infection without actually having to see him naked
meths already has a yeast infection!
a 10 over / 10 wicket version of this on mousebreaker at the mo i thinks.