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Have you ever heard of anyone being hit by a bird? <not-slang-term-for-women-centric>
You know when there's a bunch of pigeons on the ground and fuckloads of people walk toward it so the pigeons fly up and disperse really quickly?
Sometimes people are coming from all directions and it seems pretty damn impossible for that many birds to fly away so quickly and not one of them accidentally smack into someone but I've never ever heard of it happening.
So are "birds flying into people" accidents rare/completely unknown or do I just not move in the right cirles to hear about these kinds of things?