There's a woman I sit near who is normally alright, but judging from the calls she makes to her husband, she actually sounds like a massive bitch
"Why are you going out on Friday? Well, I can't really see the point, can you? You can see him whenever. What am I going to do on Friday now then? No Jonathan, I don't care - just tell him you're sick or something. That's the end of it"
I'm planning on leaving this job reasonably soon, so I might obtain this guy's number somehow and convince him to leave her