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I almost dyed.
I'M GOING TO SMASH UP THE PLACE. THE WHOLE PLACE. SMASH.
i'm just gonna smash your brains in. smash them, right the fuck in
Naturally I felt a bit under the heather
as he was facefucking me.
Naturally i felt a bit under the weather, man
Crude, but excellace all the same.
we all have a peferance but we will take whatever is on tap.... unless it's flat
and almost khak(i)ed it.
Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Tim Vine!
(its mega quiet) and just laughed at my computer.
would tell to a friend
I did it just to curry favour with a girl.
A mate of mine injected a load of curry powder at the weekend, mistaking it for heroin.
What a twat
Definitive proof that there are no good dye jokes
but I don't know how to show it.