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What would it say?
Feel free to draw inspiration from this.
that you dropped out of the University of Warwick after a term due to having shagged every girl on campus?
Can you tell me how to make the perfect tomato sauce for pasta dishes?
really should've read the thread before i posted lol
STING! SINGING ON THE ROOF OF THE BARCICAN!
you look like a testicle
I'd have to make sure the paper has been dipped in anthrax for a few months though.
I quite like the first few singles that The Police released. They're pretty great, actually. So Lonely...Can't Stand Losing You...Message in a Bottle...All great. Unfortunately, the rest of your repertoire is a bit shite and you seem like a bit of a tool. You should be more like John Constantine.
I expect you won't reply to this because you'll be too busy with eleven hour orgasms or something.
Cheers anyway, I guess
I wouldn't be sending it, I'd be launching it, lit, at his face.
i always preffered the Ultimate Warrior