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The big boss man has been dead for like 4 years
can you believe that shit? for some reason I thought he wasn't dead, but turns out he is. Really, what was I thinking; do you remember the guy? dude wasn't particularly overweight but looked like he could barely be bothered to haul himself down the walkway in later years.
i've been thinking about him a lot this last week. he was in a skit once where he supposedly stole the corpse of another wrestler's dad and towed it away in his car, with the dude hanging onto his dad's coffin, crying. wow, what a twat!
he was better when he dressed like a proper police guy though. his music was titled 'hard time;' because that's what you'd be doing if the big boss man caught you acting the giddy goat, or beat you in a professional wrestling matchup! he had a very memorable fead with The Mountie. you'd think north american law enforcement outfits would be working with, not against, each other, wouldn't you? interdepartmental rivalries run deep i guess, and this is reflected in this series of memorable conflicts.
wikipedia:
"In the summer of 2000, Bossman disappeared from mainstream WWE TV and wrestled mainly on Jakked and WWE Heat, primarily feuding with Crash Holly."
wasn't crash holly like a 15th of his size? he's dead now too.
still, big boss man, here's to you: hopefully you are serving 'hard time' in heaven.