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The piped in music in Matalan
is one of those costcutting near enough soundalikes of hits albums, but the twist with this one seems to have been that the singer sounds like someone else entirely, as though this were the next step in the Stars In Their Eyes franchise. I heard Snow Patrol's Chocolate essayed by a Mark Owen soundalike, followed by a Nelly Furtado voice double tackling Lily Allen's Smile.