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FA bans competitive football for under 8s
to help stop stress in an attempt to help them develop silky skills like all those foreigners who don't have any pressure to be so good(?!)
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or maybe they saw that awful comedy about kids football that was on bbc2 and were so appalled that they banned competition in the hopes of stopping anymore episodes being commissioned