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For some reason it makes me giggle like a child. It might be the most non-newsy news of all time.
oh old people :(
I wonder what other things she's almost managed to do in her life. Bless her.
like the one where her friend thought he had lost his passport in prague and then found it. classic
all girlfriends do this
By Michelle Fiddler.
And I demand she immediately resigns following this deeply offensive not-winning-at-lottery incident. How dare she not win at the lottery in a world which is also home to Andrew Sachs. How must he be feeling right now? This is rude beyond to belief, the thought of this woman still being allowed to walk around in mainstream society sickens me to the very core.
...which will then be revealed to be not a goal at all, but a throw in.
I know Welsh if funny and that, but who calls their kid 848?
"hi, we need an abulance. our friend is having an anaphalictic shock"
"where are you?"
"<insert road name here>"
"er...are you sure is? whats he doing? erm? i dont think i beleive you. whats the road called again?"
"WHAT! HE'S ABOUT TO DIE"
"right. er? hmm. are you sure you're not making this up?"
in the last twelve months home to such stories as:
"man tricks woman in to sex with penis cream treatment scam"
and a recent favourite of mine.
"In 25 years I've never found a bomb before. I've been digging holes for that length of time and we've never found any bombs." ? David Mason, fencing contractor
Bomb found in Haverfordwest garden »
it's the worst newspaper ever. Ever.
and being an "ex-pat" (cardiff.. haha) its nice to keep up to date with whats happening at home, or whats not happening to be more accurate.
in the unlikely event that I know you. And, what with me being massively anti-social, it's unlikely I will know you.
with me being north of the county
round about 94/95 time. The Royal Oak was a favourite.
unless I have to. And even then it makes me want to cry
I've had to avoid a kicking in pembroke/milford/haverfordwest etc etc..
just collect your winnings love. You already said it was an 'unlucky dip', so why would you want to commemorate it? And £20 can come in pretty handy in these times of global financial crisis in which we live.
Seeing as she now has something like a google to one chance of winning it.
now that she has something like a googol to one chance of winning.
chances haven't changed at all. She's still got a roughly 1 in 14 million chance of winning.
Midwife at retirement age announces retirement!!!!!!!!
by INTERNATIONAL, it means Ireland.
local paper here went with a story about 50p going missing from a pool table in a pub not so long back.
I think it ended with the BBC apologising and the publican getting the sack
"The council said the other four Bristol supermarkets with waxed carton banks have not asked for them to be removed."