Boards
''Mytho-poetic attempts to rationalise existence''
1) I believe that the equestrian deity Bamback The Third is keeping my fridge alight with the halogen bulb hooves she purchased from the Laindon branch of B&Q
2) I believe that the sacred Islamic prophet Mohammed sings babies into existence
3) I believe gravity is made from a silken weave spun from the teat of the Virgin Mary
^^^^^ As good as vomit spat out by religious monkeys?