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off you trot.
stone looks like a japenese frog princess
cos, joss stone looks good from more angles.
not ham their bits till it pops
Cos she's ridiculous.
I would throw her off a tall building, with Joss Stone breaking her fall. And neck.
Two birds, one stone.
i had to hear that song 6 times a weekend when i worked at the nursing home, it made me want to rip my fingernails out.
But get a terrible life changing disease that will help them gain perspective on things whilst becoming abhorrent to those who once fed them the limelight.
ok, ill go for geldof shagging lots of lissom, manhattan creative types..., getting syphillis so her brain slowly blobs until she cant co-ordinate a hand on hip stutter pout, which in turn, gradually makes telly presenting a no go.
jokes on me girls, im up at six to warm up and sell faux traditional cornish pasties. go ahead you charming trail blazers, make women proud.
So she likes looking like a picture postcard earth mother and lapses into a curious accent every now and again. It's hardly a war crime.
Wars, however, have been fought over less than Peaches Geldof media appearances.
at least joss stone can actually do something
i'd say they were neck and neck in the useless stakes.
Peaches is a constant source of amusement & hilarity. Joss Stone is just annoying
during sex amuses me so she can stay.
do you mean 'kill' or actually, physically, break them apart molecule by molecule?
Joss Stone out of bed for eating a flake.
in fact they might not even be any bad, you are all just miffed at them because of the media hype that surrounds them, perhaps hatred of the industry that beams them into you heads should be the target of your hate
If she was gone, other peoples free london papers would find some other celeb to oppress your every day with
except with custard added :)
but its not that horrible, whereas, what you posted was horrible, and also not funny.
A horrible unfunny joke, i don't think these are really necessary, unless one is pushing back the boundaries of censorship in an authoritative repressive censoring regime.
Dis is not censorish or repressive, so why post it?
i dont even know what peaches looks like
Incidentally, I was just thinking that I believe Bob doesn't even realise she is his daughter.
to make dissolve/evaporate would suffice.
Peaches n custard
do you mean 'utterly ruin her vaginal passage with your throbbing uncircumcised member'?
come on people, lets use those peepers