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''Im quite tempted just to club the little bastard''
the fulham die hard...busy tonight on the independent forum....roll call for the west brom game tomorrow....what pubs to drink in....what time getting up there....who we should play up top....rememebring the 6-1 a few seasons back......oh, and this little fox dilemma......
''Basically my kids have a rabit hutch, and love the damn things to bits. Well a fecking fox has managed to get at them, killed and eaten both of them but is now stuck in the hutch. What am i supposed to do with it? I've had to lock the kids away as they are fuming and keep trying to get at it with a kitchen knife. Im quite tempted just to club the little bastard who has eaten 70 quids worth of rabbit, but i dont know if i will end up in bother for it. Ive got an air rifle ive had for a few years i could use that but i wouldnt know where abouts to shoot him, or what to do with the body afterwards. Any advice in getting rid of the little sod would be much appreciated''.
i can't tell what it is about that post that caught my interest so much i decided to post it here for your possible amusement....i dunno....was it worth it?....it is quite funny....i like the fact that its the same down to earth blokey tone they use for discussing network service providers and the best drops of ale...and its a bit like those office esque team building dilemmas....
'right so....you could release the fox...but then thats the money down the drain for no benefit....you could let the rspca come sort it out...but then that doesn't satisfy the nippers blood lust....you could let them tear it a new arsehole...but then the sheer horror of the execution could lead to psychological problems in the future which leads to therapy which is more bloody money down the plug ole...bleedin nightmare this aint it?'
what would gareth do...