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"The itinerary was to get mangled before going to the pub"
Swapping drunken stories about the weekend does not amount to a life outside work guys, no matter how much you wish you had one or pretend to have one.
Gah, I'm an Office worker etc etc but when I say "No, I didn't get up to much, I-" don't cut me off with a tale of how you were spewing up in a bin on Union Street please.