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If you got told you were going to die an excruciating death
and it's guaranteed, like some 100% accurate fortune teller tells you the exact day you're going to die and how, and it turns out that you get ripped to pieces by a grizzly bear, would you commit suicide via shotgun to the head a few minutes before?
This may well be the most stupid question on the internet. Oh and you can't just say that you'd avoid the grizzly bear. The fortune is 100% accurate.