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i really am a pathetic, simpering example of the male species
give a female a faltering foreign accent, a cool coquettish smile, the wandering eyes of an ingenue and a few cod philosophical platitudes and i am absolutely putty in their hands
fuck you carla bruni...fuck you.
she's most probably a massive knob and isn't good looking at all...but there i was all the same....catching myself grinning and gurning and captivated by her charms whilst she talks absolute bollocks on jools holland.