Boards
Online traders that........
advertise goods on their website, allow you to purchase them, automatically deduct the money from your account, send you a confirmation email where the words 'delivery' and '2-5 days' feature prominently, do fuck all for a month or so, then sheepishly email you to say 'Oh, Hai! Yeah, we don't actually sell Product X, we can re-order for you, but it might take a while'......
STOCK TAKE MOTHERFUCKERS.