Boards
the tracklisting for Seth Putnam (of Anal Cunt)'s side project Impaled Northern Moonforest
Still makes me chuckle:
"Grim and Frostbitten Moongoats of the North" – 1:02
"Forlorned Invocations of Blasphemous Congregations of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis" – 0:55
"Gazing at the Blasphemous Moon while Perched atop a Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest of the Northern Mountain" – 0:33
"Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness in the Woods at Midnight" – 0:44
"Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst the Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy" – 1:26
"Transfixing the Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation of the Conjuring Wintergoat" – 1:00
"Masturbating on the Unholy Inverted Tracks of the Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders" – 0:45
"Awaiting the Blasphemous Abomination of the Necroyeti while Sailing on the Northernmost Fjord of Xzfgiiizmtsath" – 0:38
"Lustfully Worshipping the Inverted Moongoat While Skiing down the Inverted Necromountain of Necrodeathmortum" – 0:43
"Awaiting the Frozen Blasphemy of the Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation upon the Altar of Voxrfszzzisnzf" – 0:51
"Summoning the Unholy Frozen Winterdemons to the Grimmest and Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest of Abazagorath" – 0:39
"Entranced by the Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst the Agonizing Abomination of the Lusting Necrocorpse" – 0:20
"Grim and Frostbitten Gay Bar" – 0:31