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Recruitment consultants are lazy cretins
I'm at work, and my mobile rings. The bloke on the other end says he's seen my cv online and thinks he may have a job I'd be interested in going for.
"Great. What's the position?" I say, thinking that this nerk has bothered to look through said CV, see that I have done two years of journalism and associated industries.
"Mortgage Adviser"
WHAT....THE...FUCK? You're probably on £30k plus and that's the effort you put in
You utter cocksplash.