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Staggeringly dull people
Some bloke that I work with just came back from a two week holiday in the south of France. When asked what the weather was like (standard 'I don't care about your holiday, I'm just entertaining this dull conversation' question), he resonded with "well, we made a pie chart of the weather while we were there. It was 65% sun, 20% rain and 15% grey skies. So, quite good."
I actually splurted my coffee laughing. Then realised he was serious. My god.
Tell me about some tedious people.