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there's a bat in my fucking room
You can't move it btw, it's illegal
pix or it didnt happen
I once walked into a room to see a grasshopper sat on my bed. It was giving off a very strong, strange smell. It was fucking terrifying.
that you were more suited to be Robin
"Holy shit, there's a bat in my room!"
"No, Robin - it's me, Bruce?"
there probably is
that's not great. I feel a bit lame for complaining about a massive spider a few months ago now.
dont be panicing
jealous! Bats are awesome.
Leave the door shut and the window open, i guess.
and keep an eye on where it goes you dont wana loose it some where...
oh and be careful with it if you get the lil fella they are very fragile.
thats well gothic
but enlighten you and stir you on you to make an alter ego crime fighter in its image.
This is an original thought and not taken from Batman Forever. At all.
still in the curtains next to my bed. i am going to sleep there. i'm not joking.
In time you and it shall become the best of friends
the young uns are learnin to fly about and they get lost and pretty much suck at life hehe
so they crawl into houses and any open place then go OOO fuck this aint the right place, then crash land on a sofa or floor heheh
go to sleep some place dark like your curtains.
Its really not gona go near ya they are very very unsociable little fuckers.
just leave ya window open where it is next to the curtain and check when ya get up that it has gone.
you will find it the next night flyin round ya room heheh
if you catch it sleepin in the mornin if it hasnt gone get it cearfuly as it says in that link and release it at night in ya garden or something.
they are cool lil ting's
I love bats
they are well funny lil dudes.
One flew out and pissed on me once the swine.
they are so tiney and fragile bless um.
so my dad got an air rifle and killed the fuckers.
bats are need conserving, and stuff
it was nought but a pitstop
what did you think flew out!
cos i was following those fucking instructions!
they are loads better than you in the dark.
It's obviously a stalker bat
You will be committing a criminal offence if you:
'Possess or advertise/sell/exchange a bat (dead or alive) or any part of a bat'
wonder who is sellin bat parts
I aint seen it yet
so heath ledger chops up bats and sells them or trys to before bat man rumbles him then yeah?
fuck you man
you willl only get rabies if you make love to the bat or something.
pretty much no chance at all
"Sadly, in 2002 a batworker from Scotland died from EBLV, which is why BCT takes a precautionary approach and advises that anyone who is bitten by a bat obtains advice from his/her GP."
i'm going to sleep elsewhere
rabies is the worst thing you can die of.
you'll have to burn your curtains and most of your bedroom.
no bat is gona effect ya.
I have hung out with bats and not even had the jabs for rabies.
licenced bat workers need the jabs so they can handel them easily.
if your wear gloves and touch them there is no chance in hell. the fuckers teeth ar so small they couldnt get thru a t shirt
Yeah, you have rabies
jaberaham lincoln says (01:55):
jaberaham lincoln says (01:56):
im crying here :D:D:D
'Bats are quite docile and will avoid contact with humans. This means that as long as you don't handle bats, you do not need to worry about bats and rabies.'
there was this episode of House where this homeless person who lived near bats HAD RABIES. Except of course they thought it was a million other things first, including lupus.
with steven fry's mate doin a funny accent on channel 5...
telling him that he won't die in the next 24 hours
it'll be slow and agonising.
which means it doesn't affect them
i'd kill YOU
"No. Bats are legally protected, and it is an offence to kill a bat. Contain the bat if possible and contact the Bat Helpline on 0845 1300 228 for advice on what to do with it. Killing the bat could reduce the chances of testing it properly for infection. Your bat worker or vet will need to assess the bat."
my mum used to keep them in a bag round her neck when we got injured ones to look after. We had one called Knocky, whose echo location was fucked up so it used to fly into walls, and another one called Nora who had a broken wing.
If it scratches you or anything get tested for rabies, bats carry it sometimes (Y)
funtimes for all.
when? did it sound all funny and squeeky?