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I've Done It... I'VE DONE IT!!!!
After years of practise, I have finally accessed the skill which all mankind covets.
A woman asked me a series of stupid questions today and instead of answering I searched deep within my soul and BELIEVED.
Something in my jaw clicked into place. Her eyes widened and she took a faltering step backwards.
Mumbling something non-committal about my attitude, my assailant finally went away without further interrogation.
I now have the ability to turn my face from a happy, human mass of pliable flesh into grim, soulless stone.
It felt good. I don't know what to do with myself now. Except try it on more people.