i have SERIOUS issues with Celebrity Mastershef.
What the fuck is it about, eh? Surely they should invite people onto the show who have perhaps cooked a meal ever? They give them praise for really doing nothing; "Ooh, that pasta's cooked well", what, what kind of idiot can't cook pre-shaped pasta?, it's just a case of sticking it in a pan and checking it every three of four minutes. "Nice salmon", eh? It's served raw, it's as they've got it, just cut and with olive oil. "Can taste the Rocket", yeah, she's literally opened a bag of the stuff and threw it on the plate. Putting a spud in the micro and throwing a tin of tuna on it isn't any less complicated than this. Ridiculous.
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people ignoring this is making my face go redder.
EVERYONE's watching this, yeah?
nope sorry!
I've seen the non-celebrity one before though and the quality of the food was quite good. No sugar-coating aswell the judges we're making them wither up and cry . I guess because the 'celebrities' have agents and stuff and are the 'draw' the judges have to be nicer so they don't walk.
Just the concept of it is ridiculous.
Denise Lewis, former decathlete, cooks a meal for two food critics.
must see TV
how did the bald
one become an 'ingredients expert' when i first started watching it he was some delivery man, i hate him anyway, but 'expert'?
wanted to get that
off my chest for age, thank you for this thread.
He's
a supplier of fresh produce to resteraunts i think
Watch the one a week tomorrow.
My 'rents are on it. And Andi Peters epically fails at cooking partridge.
is there anything that you don't have any issues at all with?
:-(
harsh.
: (
sorry, i'm angry. nothing was resolved in the thread about phil mitchell.
what're you particularly mad about?
I'm all ears, like Montel.
WHY CAN'T ANYONE BE NICE TO ME IN REAL LIFE!?!?!
^ i clearly have srs issues.
perhaps you're hard work
or a real bastard, or maybe they are nice to you but you don't realise?
there's no one to be nice to me.
i'm a lonely loner.
hmmm...i don't know what to say.
you must go to college, uni, work, out occasionally for drinks and loin-dancing?
nah
'mental' illness r gay
absolutely.
i try going out as little as possible, not because of any real mental illness, i'm just that boring. Did you watch Corrie?
no,
i don't watch it. what happened?
it was good.
Evil Tony didn't give Gay Shaun his job back in the knicker factory, now he's co-ercing Rosie Webbo into stealing the accounts from Kev's garage. Sal found out that Fat Jerry's ex-wife was throwing used ciggies onto her new porch roof, not happy. Becky's still behind the bar, Steve Macca's off his jollies tomorrow, they've been up to no good. That's about it. I find it makes me less stressed.
...
1) who is evil tony?
2) who is fat jerry?
3) who is becky?
steve macca = steve macdonald, yes?
...
1) Tony's a Scottish businessman with one really big eye. He owned a rival underwear factory but then met evil Carla Connor who inherited Underworld after firstly Mike Baldwin, Danny Baldwin & her first husband Paul Connor all left or died. He's a bit of a bastard.
2) Fat Jerry owns the kebab house. He used to be Sinbad in Brookie, just had a stroke, leaving quite soon.
3) Becky's an ex jailbird who worked in Roy's Rolls but then had a bit of a fallout. Now she's behind the bar in the Rovers.
& yes, McDonald.
You got anything special planned for the weekend?
.
1) what a bastard
2) sinbad!
3) behind bars again. lol.
no. have you?
p.s.
lol @ the montel reference.
you could argue
that doing the simple things well is the greatest test. Any chump can throw together a caviar and foie gras coujon, mess it up a bit and still have the taster enjoy it. With pasta, everyone has had it a million different times so can easily judge its qualities - and the difference between great pasta and perfect pasta is a real test of someone's cooking skills. It's kind of like that story about how Leonardo Da Vinci used to judge people's artistic talent by getting them to draw a circle
Not saying i particularly stick to this line of thought, they're probably not great cooks at all and are just celebrities who are vaguely competent. But y'know, just throwing it out there
,,
,,
i love the show
but must agree, this was driving me insane not to be able to tell any one this.. we have just watched the 2006 series and that old lazy ass Peter shoudnt have won Dean should have won... thanks i feel better now.
i realy like masterchef.
but did not watch the celebrity version. Plus, this is an epic bump.
i also dont watch the celebrity one, this one
is normal people trying to make it on their own... what does "this is an epic bump" mean
cos before your post
the last one was in july.
masterchef is filmed
just behind my office. i see ingredients expert greg wallace trundling around fairly often.
and we design part of john torode's restaurant.
Is it shouty?
it's always full of city boys. so yes.
he's also doing the new restaurant in spitz. so we should all hate him for that.
is he sexy ?
"grin" greg wallace