UK working hours R GAY

Honestly, they're pretty crap. Why don't we have a proper siesta? Why don't things start later? Why don't we, say, do a 3/4 hour shift, have a couple of hours off and then do another one? Why're some places open on Sundays? Why must we work five days out of seven? It does make sense. If i had a company i'd give them Monday mornings off to let them get over the weekend. We'd then work, say, 10-2 & 5-8 Tuesday to Thursday, and flexi-time Fridays, YEAH, then weekends off. What would you do, ideally?