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burchill or parsons?
neither is a perfectly acceptable reponse but anyone that says parsons gets a cork in the ear 'ole.
if anyone is feeling a bit low, give this a gander and usher the evening in with a chuckle
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columnists/parsons/
this is my fave line (although it might change)
'Alan Mains, a policeman who oversaw a successful anti-knife campaign, says that young offenders are not worried about doing hard time.Which made me wonder. What about the death penalty? Do you think they might be worried about that?'
i like to imagine this was finished with an earnest fist thumped against a swish mahogany desk, and then a burst on the jogger to calm down.