I'm doing this now for the 1st time ever.
She be liverpool, I be london
Are there txt-relationship rules I should be following?
Stupid modern age romance....
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get a contract phone
preferably with a good video camera
Always,
ALWAYS use xxx at the end of texts. (^that many)
that's bollocks
i hate three kisses. one or sometimes two.
NO U
three is OMG SEXY MEANING
my mum sends three on the end of all of hers
:(
^
bad times
lol
BOLLOCKS
I used 2 the 1st time and 0 the 2nd!
Have i already fucked this up?
xxx
yep, it's over
:(
bad times
i don't use any most of the time
and i'm like, a massive genius.
:D
A fat Stephen Hawking or an obese Gore Vidal?
Make up for it now,
and send her 7 kisses
xxx
ACTUALLY
she has stopped replying to me already
:/
I've only sent 2 texts
:/
Game Over
she was probably only in it to rob you
scouse bint
Plenty more fish in the sea,etc.
Anyway,send her a cock-shot,just for giggles.Then,later on,send her a text apologizing,saying it was meant for this girl you meet recently.
It'll make her well jealous,and everybody wants what they can't have,so then you'll have more,ahem,"boot-tay" than you can handle.Trust me;)
I have already sex-ed her
does this change my strategy?
Maybe she just used ME?
Hmmm....
This changes everything
Everything,ever,is now changed
How?
I need to know how?
Tell me, NOW!
please
xxx
awwwwww
don't do the stupid thing where you wait for them to text you first just because they texted you first the day before. proper stupid and if they were REALLY like "omg i can't believe they texted me first again the pathetic fawning stalker" (they're not) then you should just dump them anyway.