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Some notes on Wimborne Beer & Folk Festival
1) Not since the last Al Qaeda staff party have so many heavily bearded men gathered together in one location
2) The West Country is truly a mecca for members of the white boy dreadlock community
3) Cheddar Valley cider looks like Irn Bru
4) The new Dorset flag looks a bit weird, judge for yourself here: http://dorsetflag.webs.com/
5) Wimborne may only be 10 miles from Bournemouth, but Bournemouth is a million miles from Wimborne
6) Even in remote market towns you will encounter the scourge of the Topman attired ladrock band.
7) How the fuck did I manage to spend nearly 60 pounds in 8 hours?