Boards
My mum is talking to me on Facebook chat.
"Jane
get to bed you fool
Joe
you go to bed you drunken fool
Jane
i am very drunk
my name is now fiona fuck a lot - have just been to becky's ann summers party
Joe
I've just copy and pasted that
Jane
don't care right now tho' i might in the morning
Joe
I'll come wake you up at half 7
Jane
becky was tina tit wank
Joe
hahahaha
copy and paste!
Jane
wendy wet lips
clare clit
anna anal
forgotten the rest
Joe
HAHAHAHA
hahaha
Jane
t'was a good night
Joe
sounds it! Did becky have fun?
Jane
she is ever so drunk
Joe
good on her!
Jane
did you know that you can get an 'i Gasm'!!
Joe
what?!
Jane
plug it in and have fun....with the Archers
Joe
excuse me?!
Jane
you plug it into you iPod and the attachments make sure that you 'boogie' along to the music..."
OH. MY. GOD.