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please list practical ways of getting £1500 by the end of today
"be a rentboy" answers are inevitable but probably not helpful.
basically, the situation is that if i don't get this by the end of today, in a fortnight i'm going to be homeless, and will spend this weekend and forever onwards very very hungry.
a loan of any description isn't possible...
but
£1500 is pocket change to some people, right? there must *must* be a way of doing this.