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Angry drunk.
Last night when I left the club, there was a man facing a wall, stood about 5 foot away from it, screaming his head off at it. I heard him call the wall a twat, and he said he was going to do it physical harm. At this point He turned to me (as I was just walking past) and yelled right in my face "what are you looking at?!?!" I replied that I was looking at him screaming at a wall, and walked on. Not really any point to this story, it was just very odd.