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I was just in the lift at work, with a middle aged woman
that works here. We were between floors, when she let out a ripping fart. It wasn't really loud, but it sounded like it must have burnt the cheeks right off. My immediate urge was to laugh, which I would have done, if it was a friend of mine, but obviously in the situation it wouldnt have been very appropriate. Anyway, she turns to me, and really glares, she looked like she thought I was the most disgusting thing she had ever seen. I realised that even though there were only two of us in there, she was trying to pass it off as my fart! The stupid fat cow actually thought that somehow that would work. Then the smell got overpowering, and she got off at the first floor. I got off at the second floor, and as I got out there were three people waiting to get in, who started sniggering when they did. They thought that I had farted. I hate life sometimes.