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Being paranoid the police are gonna arrive any second...
I was just stood in my flat casually scratching my groin, assuming I was unobserved (my ground floor flat looks onto a garden with a six footwall so no-one can see in except from a balcony opposite which I'd never ever seen anyone use...) when I looked up to see a small child and her mother on said balcony.
At the moment I looked up (whilst still scratching) the woman picked up her child and headed inside.
I'm aware I'm being ridiculously paranoid and that I don't live in a bad quality situation comedy but I'm aware if she saw me it probably doesn't look good...
So, anyone else managed to get themselves in a situations which they've then panicked could be misinterpreted as far more sinister than they really were?