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Two horrible salesman are at my door.
Really sinister people from N Power. One's like a scrony little prick and one's a meaty skinhead. Both of them are like almost-Southerners, and they both have huge long Cromby jackets on.
People like this are systematically knocking on all the doors round here, and a lot of the people in this area are little old widows. They loom over them like evil clouds making them buy their worthless product.
If any of you do this, I'm gonna get mi dad on you.