Boards
I went to the darts tonight
at Wembley Arena. It was fun. You couldn't actually see anything that was going on or hear anything but the crowd were amusing to watch.
The only song that seemed to be sung was a variant of Winter Wonderland with Winter replaced by each dartist's name in turn.
There were a few fights and a conga and some sicking. There were a lot of drunk men doing that darts/football arms up and down dance that people do to that Fratellis song, mainly facing each other in big circles.
What would your darts name be and why? And your theme music?