Boards
Annoying things people say...
“Not being funny though…” You didn’t have to tell me you dead pan bastard
“Groovy”
“Funky”
“Coolio”
“And I was like…”
“Foreigners”… to describe a group of people from another country, as if they find their existence questionable and suspicious. Can be used with the term “full of…”
“Immigrants”… see above but said like they’re some kind of ‘intruder’
“(awkward silence)… You see the football?”
“RANDOM!!!”
“What you eating?” or any comment on what I’m eating at that specific moment
“I’ve got a boyfriend” after buying you a drink and stroking your ego, while you think- “yeah I still got it”, you pop that little gem. Time waster.
“A bit of everything”… when describing their taste in music
When girls say “mate”
“Babes”
“ALRIGHT!” But pronounced in low register at the beginning, until they hit “RIIIIIGGHT” which is at an unbearable pitch, to finish.
“Hang ‘em all I say” or any member of Joe Public who thinks they should decide the punishment for criminals.
“Legend!”
“Ridic” or taking syllables from words, for no reason.
“I’m crazy me” no you’re not, you’re fat and annoying.
“Hello sir, can I just…” when I’m walking through town from someone asking whether “I want to go paintballing?
“I’m not racist or anything but…”
“…I have got anything against that (homosexuality) though”
“Summut”, instead of “Something”
“’Ave it”
“It’s alright”… congratulations on having an opinion Mr & Mrs MiddleRoad
“At the end of the day…”
“Thing is though…”
When asked her favourite film “Dirty Dancing” when asked his “Scarface”. Do these films come with a free cock and fanny in case you never had one before but have to prove you have one now?