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if you had to be, and why?
but a vampire with a soul. Then I'd get to fuck Buffy.
Or The Great Unclean One
or His Dark Materials daemons?
I'd be an incubus. But with wings and laser eyesight
are you saying you're NOT a demon right now?
Darla > Buffy
Because apparently he 'teaches all wonderful sciences and is an excellent poet'. Which of course makes him evil.
Plus he's a phoenix.
When did I become the one who was better at insulting the other one?
then never have sex again
he wants to catch up on his ancient prophecies.
Matt Demon !
you need to be a demon for the purpose of this!
everybody loves explosions and fire and the like
And I would be able to have sex again, just not with her. Idiot.
but you're a fool if im going to be tricked into naming myself that easily
but if you ever got your soul back (whicch you would as willow does her magic) then you'd never be able to have sex again incase you got your jollys.
and this is all only if you are angel.
if you're just 'a vamopire witha soul'
do you really think buffy would go through all that agin for you?
I'm being the dim-witted stalker for a bit, I thought you might be getting tired.
but there's something you hadn't bargained on...
being all unclean an green and mean and not lean, he's a right fatty, bet he eats loads!
2 male DiSers would sleep with me.
what havnt i bargained for (pm me)
it's pretty accurate too
he just can't be in love with the person he's doing.
I hope so, because he was hypercool.
According to that he's...well... a he.
but it's actually ALLL about Faith!!
I'd get to fly, cast awesome spells and twat people with my staff.
i am disgusted at your misunderstanding of the angel/sex/love/soul curse.
or get out!
from the China Mieville books
party dressed as the demon headmaster. fact.
I bet that album isn't as good as Rock 'n' Roll Gangster.
I think I would actually like to be the Demon Headmaster, getting into all sorts of scrapes and flying off in my getaway helicopter thing.
His resemblance to Jack Straw is uncanny though, and I'm not sure I'd want to look like him.
Oh Lord, bathe me in flame.
Coronary worm food blistering through endtrails,
vomiting its liver into a pool of pus,
and larva feed, entering with fingers,
sowing into death,
reaping all the sins into the heart of the salivator
and throwing numbers,
with glowing forehead
and draining monkey.
it rebuilds its stomach
then it starts to feed gorging down the gullet loads of necromastic rot....
slipping in the blood and bile,
suffer now with Scott and Kyle, hosing off the requiem,
and bathe we in flame...
Burgalveist and throwing numbers, human insanity,
with glowing forehead,
and draining monkey - Salivator!
Well you can't just identify me with one name anyway, you need to also know what taught me in this manifestation, nurtured me, brought me up, taught me to express myself in this instance, can you identify them? without knowing them, maybe I wear some of them on my sleeve......but can you be sure....it can be dangerous to only get it partly right.
well maybe i'll remanifest as burgalveist and drain your monkey!
confused me with zxcvbnm, he's the one with the monkey.
I can read that without shuddering.....that post in the other thread however....
but next time, mark my words, you WONT be so luck!
Or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Or an Eldar Avatar.
it WAS science!
you're only allowed faith if im allowed angel AND buffy
you can have angel, then i can have faith but if you want buffy too, i get Darla in human form...
he cant get involved with anyone
(ok, i exaggerated a little with the 'can never have sex again' but he cant get involved with anyone and he's too busy fighting the forces of darkness to have one night stands)
truely amazing find!
As far as I can tell, they've basically just projected things they want to see onto common household pets.
The introduction bit talks about how the daemons are a half of their souls, and without them they wouldn't be able to think, rationalise, emote, etc.
Now, that site's been going since 2003. I bet that they never even considered the idea of a daemon until reading His Dark Materials, but most likely didn't start to take it seriously until finding that site. Considering the average lifespan of most animals (there are quite a few rodent ones on there), I have a feeling that in the next few years a lot of people are going to get very upset when half their soul just ups and dies...
as ong as sophia is there he'll never find that one true happiness
he slept for 3 nights dreaming of doing naughty things to darla in series 2!
that Danzig portrays so beatifully in the 'Am I Demon' video.
pretty ridiculous quiz though...
I think so. My daemon is going to be a Tokyo Sexwale.
i want angel all too myself, then buffy all to myself too.
given my list of demands
but i'm sweet? or something ghey, it's a ghey test!
know get ready!
you've revealled yourself!!