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A Very Short Story I Hope Will Make You As Happy As It DId Me.
My friend's kid is about the age where they're just getting the hang of walking about. On this occasion the nipper bumped into a table or something, and hit the deck.
At this point, my friend's other son - older, wiser - toddles up, sees his younger brother in tears, points at him and yells "Quit yo jibba jabba, fool! You ain't hurt!"
The End.
Thank you, and have a good night, all.