Boards
wine glasses
what the fuck is your problem, huh? You can't survive being knocked onto your side without smashing into a hundred tiny shards of foot penetrating hell. Seriously, it's not hard. Just stay in one piece so i don't have to crawl on my hands and knees picking horrendous slivers out of the carpet. But no, every time one of you cunts gets a little bit rough you fall apart, leaving your masters with bits of glass sticking out of their parts
Yeah, fuck wine glasses. Tankards FTW