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Cheltenham Festival, THE LAST DAY
Never bet on a horse just because it's named sort of like a band you like, kids. I just watched a tenner slip from the lead into a tired looking third place.
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All my eggs are now in the Gold Cup. 3.30pm, each way bets on Exotic Dancer and AFistullOfDollars. Take my advice: steer clear of my tips.