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Unholy terror from the pen of Herbert Van Thal
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'It was a dark and stormy night, and next day I could not get Michael Stipe off the phone.
"I'm seriously thinking about getting another cat," he droned. It sounded nothing like a song at all.
"Michael," I interrupted, "you don't NEED another cat. You've got two!" The man was always buying cats, but not all of them survived.'