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Am I now going to die?
i feel like i don't know you anymore.
When you were at something or other
A crazed vegan is on their way to stab you to death with a lobster now
First I neutralise the lobster by turning it upside down, then I kick in the vegan
DID YOU EAT IT AFTERWARDS? BECAUSE THE ACT OF COOKING ALONE IS UNLIKELY TO KILL YOU. OH MY GOD I AM THEO. AAAAGGGHHHHHH.
JUST GETS TOUGHER
You massive drama queen
chunty died didn't she?
AND AM EATING IT NOW.
I'd have said: "UGH! PRAWNS!!!"