Probably Jay-Z, or maybe Victoria Aitken.
"Yo, yo, I may be like a queen, but let me tell you I'm trying to be a little mean. I like your hair, you look like a kind of bear. Let me tell you he's wearing all black. Let me tell you I'm wearing red. It may be a royal colour. I'm Queen Victoria and making a little gloria. This is glorious Victoria and let me tell you I'm having fun. I may look like Britney but you can never tell me."
"I'm just Vicky from the yacht. Used to have a lot. Now I've got a little. Now I'm kind of skint. I can't even afford a mint. Let's go and rob a bank. And make it all skank."